Lots of short jokes You gotta hand it to short people Because we can’t reach it on our own A man just assaulted me with milk,...
A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere,...
A Guy & His Wife Go Golfing… A guy and his wife go golfing. They’re about halfway through the game when the husband slices a shot...
A hearse was driving to the hilltop cemetery……. ……it started to climb up a steep hill out of town. The hill became steeper and the casket...
Winnie the A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on...
A student visits her teacher’s office before finals An attractive university student visits her young professor’s office after hours. Seeing he is still working, she walks...
Jane was waiting for Sam to return from an outing with his boss. Around 6:30 p.m., she began to worry. Sam finally stumbled in around 8pm,...
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful...
Peter Peter It’s the day of Jesus’ crucifixion a row of guards stand between the cross and the crowd that has gathered in disbelief. Peter, Jesus’...
A broke and depressed guy is looking for a job. He finds an ad in the paper that says “If you want to succeed be at...
