Magic mirror Three ladies walked into a bar. One brunette, one redhead, and one blonde. They went to the tender and he said:” theres a magic...
There once was a punk kid who would always ask his mother to use her car so he could hang with his friends. “I need the...
Two guys come up to a railroad trestle Two guys walking through the woods come upon a railroad trestle. They peer over the edge and cannot...
Every year at the state fair… … Paul entered the lottery for the brand new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend David, he...
FIDO! This guy was dating a woman and they decided to go back to her place. When he arrived he had really bad gas and noticed...
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as...
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time. He’s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the...
Two boys and their nuts. On the outskirts of a small Panhandle town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip… After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and...
A plane crashes The only survivor is a flight atendant. She finds herself on a deserted island and after a while gets really hot so she...
