Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They...
Joke Title: Who Needs Prayers? A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but...
A tourist in Mexico goes into a bar to get wasted It’s his last week on vacation and one of the things on his bucket list...
An elderly man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure...
In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm...
The Tax Poem Tax his land, tax his wage, Tax his bed in which he lays. Tax his tractor, tax his mule, Teach him taxes is...
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?” Wife: “I couldn’t lift the table.” “What did one ghost say to another?” “Do you believe...
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when,...
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those Headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks,...
So there was this professional assassin that charged $10,OOO per bullet. A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, “Are you...
