A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man...
• Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives. • I asked my...
Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional,...
Joke Title: Origin A little girl asked her mother: How did the human race appear? The mother answered: “God made Adam and Eve and they had...
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all...
An 80-year-old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful 22-year-old model. He goes to his doctor for a checkup a couple of weeks before the wedding date....
Dorothy and Edna, two old age “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date,… I know you went out...
A Proof of which Gender is Intelligent An English professor wrote the words: “A woman without her man is nothing” on the chalkboard and asked his...
2 robbers break into a house In the house, 4 people live there. A mom, a dad, and 2 kids. When the robbers break in, the...
A man is drinking in a bar when a nun harasses him about drinking. In self-defense the man says, “Who told you that drinking is bad?”...
