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A guy visits a carnival and amongst the merry-go-rounds, vendors and performers he spots a man with a tiny pony.

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A guy visits a carnival and amongst the merry-go-rounds, vendors and performers he spots a man with a tiny pony.

He walks up to the man and asks: “What’s with the pony?”

“For a dollar the pony can do pretty much any trick you ask of it” the man replies.

“That’s cool” the guy says and proceeds to take out his wallet, retrieve a dollar bill and puts it in the jar next to the pony.

He extends his hand and says “Shake!” The pony promptly performs the trick.

The man produces another dollar. “Play dead!” The pony collapses to the ground, then gets up after a little while.

“How about a tougher one?” the man says and puts another dollar in the jar. “What’s eleven minus five?” The pony stomps with a hoove six times.

“This is incredible” he exclaims. The guy continues to add dollar after dollar to the jar while the pony performs every trick or task without a fault. After a while the guy runs out of single dollar bills and turns to the man and says: “Sir, that is one incredible animal you have there, is there anything it can’t do?”

“He can’t sing” the man replies.

The guy considers this for a bit. “Why can’t he sing” the guy asks.

The man looks him in the eye. “He’s a little horse.”

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Magic mirror

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Magic mirror

Three ladies walked into a bar. One brunette, one redhead, and one blonde. They went to the tender and he said:” theres a magic mirror in the bathroom, if you tell the truth in front of it you will walk away with whatever you wish for. If you lie however, you will disappear forever”

The three ladies one by one went to the mirror and gave their “truths”

Brunette: I think im smart! The brunette walked out with million dollars

Redhead: My dog is my bestie.

The redhead walked out with a ticket for a life time supply of dogfood.

Blonde: I think –

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There once was a punk kid who would always ask his mother to use her car so he could hang with his friends.

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There once was a punk kid who would always ask his mother to use her car so he could hang with his friends.

“I need the car, Ma.” He would say.

“Your brother is using it for work.” She would always reply.

His brother was an up and coming comedian who was always going around to open mic nights trying to make a name for himself. Since he was working so hard, their mom tended to favor lending her car to the brother instead.

One day, the punk kid was bored and started looking through his brothers stuff looking for something to do, when he stumbled upon evidence that his brother was actually stealing content from other comedians. Shocked, the punk ran downstairs and told his mother who was equally flabbergasted.

Later that night when the brother came home, the punk kid and their mother confronted him.

“Why would you steal content from other comedians?” The kid asked.

“Yeah, its truly a horrendous thing to do, why?!” Cried their mother.

The brother looked to the two of them and laughed, holding up the car keys.

“Cause stealing jokes is the best way to get the car, Ma.”

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Two guys come up to a railroad trestle

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Two guys come up to a railroad trestle

Two guys walking through the woods come upon a railroad trestle. They peer over the edge and cannot see the bottom at all.

One of the two grabs a rock and throws it off the side. As they both listen – they hear nothing. In shock at how deep it is – they go find an even bigger rock and toss it off the edge.

Same result. Nada. Nothing. No sound

They find a huge boulder and it takes both of them to drag it to the edge and push it over.

Same result again.

A few seconds later there is a noise coming from the woods and a goat is running full speed – then jumps off the trestle and disappears into the abyss.

In utter disbelief in what happened – a man approaches and asks of the two guys have seen a goat. They start laughing and tell the man about what they saw.

He said – no way – he was tied to a huge boulder

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