A local council employs an architect to address suicides from a local high-rise
The architect arrives and is met by the building manager who takes him to the roof
The architect asks the building manager about what the problem is.
The Building manager explains: “Well last January we had a woman jump off of here and it took 3 weeks to wipe the bloodstains off the car park. Then last March we had a feller jump off of here and it took 2 weeks to wipe the bloodstains off of the concrete. Then a couple of weeks ago we had a woman jump off of here and land on a bollard and it’s taken until now to wipe the smile of her face!”