A man calles his home line from his office


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A man calles his home line from his office

The maid picks up

Maid: “Hello, Sir, how can I help you?”

Guy: “Can you please give the phone to your madam?”

Maid:”Oh no sir, Madam is making love with Sir”

The man is confused at this point

Guy: “But the owner of the house is me. Does that mean she is cheating on me?”

Maid: “I’m not sure, Sir. I was hired yesterday.”

The man gets pretty angry and is planning to seek revenge. So, he tells the maid, “If you can kill both of those cheaters and dump their bodies, I’ll give you 100,000$.

After a moment the maid calls him back, ” Sir, I have killed them and dumped their bodies on the swimming pool.”

Guy : “Wait, I don’t have a swimming pool. Oh sorry I might have dialed the wrong number.”


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