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A man goes to the circus and sees a line of people.

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A man goes to the circus and sees a line of people.

A man goes to the circus and sees a line of people. It extends far into the distance. The man walks up to a person in the line and asks him,

“Sir, what is this line for?”

The person replies,

“Go to the front.”

So the man walks up the line. and he keeps walking, and walking, but the line never ends.. He gets tired of this and decides to ask another person what it’s for. So he goes to the nearest person and asks him,

“Sir, what is this line for?”

The person replies,

“Go to the front.”

The man thinks about this for a moment, he wants to go back, but he is already quite far down the line.

“Shurley,” he thinks to himself, “The front must be just around one more bend.”

So he continues to walk down the line in search of the front. After following it to the exit of the circus, he stops again. Seeing how it leaves the place he paid money to get into he gets frustrated. So he asks another person,

“Sir, could you please tell me what this line is for?”

The person replies,

“Go to the front.”

This gets the man very frustrated and he yells,

“Well where is the front!?!”

The person replies,

“Far out in the desert, many many miles away.”

The man implores further,

“Can I get there at all?”

The person replies,

“You can get there three days time on foot, but by vehicle it would be impossible.”

So the man sets off into the dessert, determined to find the front and what it’s for. He hikes for many miles, over boulders, thru forrest, up and down canyon walls, warding off wolves and bears with nothing but his hands. Finally, after three days time he comes to the front of the line. There at the front, is a small booth with a cardboard sign, next to the sign is and old man in a hawaiian t-shirt and sunglasses. The people in the line walk up to him, give him a wad of cash, he punches them, and then they start walking back towards the beginning of the line. The man walks up to the Old man and aks him,

“Sir, what is this line for?”

The Old Man turns soberly to him and says,

“Son, after a long time in life you’ll learn something.”

“What?” says the man.

The old man replies,

“Every joke needs a punch line.”

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Three men are walking in the desert

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Three men are walking in the desert

Three men are walking in a desert when they stumble across a wizard next to a magical slide ‘Slide down this ride shout out the name of your favorite drink’ the wizard commands

The three men question his logic but never the less the first man climbs to the top of the slide and begins to slide down ‘Coke’ the man shouts and to his amazement he winds up in a pool of coke The second man is already at the top as he slides down he yells ‘Fanta’ and he too ends up in a pool of his favorite beverage.

The last man is up at the top of the slide is is a lot dumber then his comrades and is known for being idiotic sooooo when he is sliding down forgetting about what he is doing and enjoying himself he screams ‘weeeeeeeeeee’

Splash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well I don’t know what you were expecting

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Three Engineers are Discussing God

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Three Engineers are Discussing God

The structural engineer says “I think God must’ve been a structural engineer. The musculoskeletal system is perfectly designed to allow us to walk upright.”

The electrical engineer says “Interesting, but you are obviously wrong. God is an electrical engineer. The nervous system is so complex and finely tuned, He couldn’t be anything else!”

The civil engineer turns to them both and declares “you’re both wrong. Only a civil engineer would run a sewage line through a recreational area.”

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A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.

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A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.

A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.

“Twenty bucks,” she says.

He’s never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them… it’s a police officer.

“What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.

“I’m making love to my wife,” the man answers indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”

“Well,” said the man, “neither did I until you shined that light in her face.”

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