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A man had the worst day of his life, so he decided to go to the new bar…

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A man had the worst day of his life, so he decided to go to the new bar…

the bar was located on the roof of one of the tallest buildings in the city, the man sat down, and told the bartender all his problems, how he had lost his job, his wife cheated on him, everything. He drank for hours, almost until it was closing time.

There was another man who had been listening from across the bar, he came over and told him; “You should try this drink they have, it’ll make you fly” Obviously, the guy didnt beleive him.

“No, Im serious. Bartender, give me one of those special drinks.”

The bartender just shook his head, but handed him the drink, which he downed, ran across the floor, jumped over the edge of the building, flew around, and landed back at the bar.

The man was shocked. “Bartender! give me one of those drinks!” The man downed the drink, ran across the floor, jumped over the edge and died.

the bartender shook his head and sighed; “Youre a dick Superman.”

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Little Johnny v/s Sunday School Teacher Joke: Making Bad Faces

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Finding one of her student Little Johnny making faces at others on the playground,..

Ms. Smith stopped to gently scold the child.

Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said,

“Johnny, when I was a child,

I was told if that I made ugly faces,

it would freeze and I would stay like that.”

Johnny looked up and replied,

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“Well, Ms. Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”

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Funny Husband Wife Short Dirty Joke: Bad Horse Riding

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A minister gave a talk to the community center on sex.

When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex,

So he said he had discussed “Horseback Riding” with the members.

A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center,…

and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made.

She said:,

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“Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter,… as he’s only tried it twice.

The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off.”

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Best Little Johnny Dirty Joke Of The Day: Valentine’s Day Card

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Valentine’s Day was quickly approaching and Little Johnny was anxious to receive and give Valentine cards during his classroom party,..

Mainly because there were two girls he was particularly very fond of.

The rest of his class received the usual “store bought” cheap Valentines that read cutesy “Be Mines”,..

But he took special care and time in hand-making two special cards for these two sweethearts in his life.

The first read:

Roses are Red, Pickles are Green,

I love your legs and what’s in between.

I like your style, I like your class,

But most of all I love your ass.

And to the other girl he wrote:

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Roses are Stupid, Violets are Silly!

Bend over Babe ’cause here comes my Willy!

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