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A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes.

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A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes.

He is obviously drunk.

So the bartender says to another man in the bar, “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.”

The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times.

They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and they stumble up the steps to his house the drunk almost having to be carried.

The drunk’s wife greets them at the door, “Well, thank you for bringing him home for me, but where’s his wheel chair?”

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Simple Clean Comedy Joke: American Couple V/S African Boy

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Joke Title: No Untruth

One American Couple went to Africa for their Honeymoon.

While walking on the countryside they saw one beautiful lake.

There was one little boy standing and enjoying the atmosphere on the bank.

They asked him whether there are any sharks in the lake.

He said: “No”.

They jumped in the lake but after few minutes they got suspicious.

They came back and asked the boy,…

“Are you sure there are no sharks ?”

He replied:

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“Believe me, Sharks don’t come where there are Crocodiles”.

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Funny Bad Nurse Joke Of The Day: Size – Does It Matter?

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A young man was so paranoid about the size of his penis that he could never work up the courage to have sex.

Then one day he fell in love with a nurse.

One fine evening, they went back to her place.

She put on some soft music and led him into the bedroom.

Totally mortified, he told her of his problem.

“Don’t worry,” She said.

“I’m a nurse. I won’t laugh.”

Blushing the man drops his trousers.

“It’s OK,” she said.

“I’ve seen lots smaller than that.”

“Really?” the relieved man asked.

She nodded. “Yes,” she chuckled,

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“I used to work in the maternity unit.”

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Naughty Funny Marriage Humor Joke For Women: Men Are Like

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Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY?

Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

#1. Men are like,… Laxatives,… They irritate the crap out of you.

#2. Men are like,… Bananas,… The older they get, the less firm they are.

#3. Men are like,… Weather,… Nothing can be done to change them.

#4. Men are like,… Blenders,… You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.

#5. Men are like,… Chocolate Bars,… Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

#6. Men are like,… Commercials,… You can’t believe a word they say.

#7. Men are like,… Department Stores,… Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

#8. Men are like,… Government Bonds,… They take soooooooo long to mature.

#9. Men are like,… Mascara,… They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

#10. Men are like,… Popcorn,… They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

#11. Men are like,… Snowstorms,… You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

#12. Men are like,… Lava Lamps,… Fun to look at, but not very bright.

#13. Men are like,… Parking Spots,… All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know.

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