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A poor man loses a gold coin

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A poor man loses a gold coin

He lived in a dilapidated old house with broken windows, creeky doors and no lightbulbs. The gold coin he won in a tournament was his only possession that could bring him some money.

In utter despair, he frantically starts searching for the coin on the street under a tall towering streetlight.

Seeing this, a passerby empathized with him and inquired as to what was it that he was searching for.

The poor man said, “I lost my gold coin. I’m very poor and live in a house with not even a single lightbulb. The coin meant a lot to me. Please help me find it.”

The passerby joined the search.

Even after searching together for over half an hour under the bright streetlight, they couldn’t find it.

The passerby finally asked the poor man, “Do you remember exactly where you lost it?”

The poor man replied, “Why yes, I lost it in my house.”

Infuriated, the passerby shouted, “Then why on Earth are you trying to find it here?!”

The poor man shook his head in contempt and said, “Don’t be so stupid. There’s a street light here. And I just told you that my house doesn’t even have a lightbulb. Of course I won’t be able to find it there.”

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The boy with no name.

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The boy with no name.

There once was a boy with no name. He went to school one day and his teacher asked for his name to witch the boy sadly replied, “I don’t know ma’am.” The boy went home crying because he didn’t know his own name, so he went to ask his mother.

His mother had a pair of really big boobs that touched the cutting board she was using. Suddenly the boy crept up on her and cried loudly, “MOMMY WHAT’S MY NAME!?” The boy’s mother was startled and accidentally chopped off both of her nipples. She screamed, “MY TITTIES!!!” As she bled all over the place. The boy was satisfied and said, “thanks Mommy!” As he skipped away.

The next day at school the boy proudly announced that his name was My Titties. On that day no one played with the boy on recess making his teacher feel bad for him. So she announced, “if no one plays with my titties this instant I’ll force you inside and make sure your punished!”

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Simple Clean Comedy Joke: American Couple V/S African Boy

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Joke Title: No Untruth

One American Couple went to Africa for their Honeymoon.

While walking on the countryside they saw one beautiful lake.

There was one little boy standing and enjoying the atmosphere on the bank.

They asked him whether there are any sharks in the lake.

He said: “No”.

They jumped in the lake but after few minutes they got suspicious.

They came back and asked the boy,…

“Are you sure there are no sharks ?”

He replied:

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“Believe me, Sharks don’t come where there are Crocodiles”.

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Funny Bad Nurse Joke Of The Day: Size – Does It Matter?

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A young man was so paranoid about the size of his penis that he could never work up the courage to have sex.

Then one day he fell in love with a nurse.

One fine evening, they went back to her place.

She put on some soft music and led him into the bedroom.

Totally mortified, he told her of his problem.

“Don’t worry,” She said.

“I’m a nurse. I won’t laugh.”

Blushing the man drops his trousers.

“It’s OK,” she said.

“I’ve seen lots smaller than that.”

“Really?” the relieved man asked.

She nodded. “Yes,” she chuckled,

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“I used to work in the maternity unit.”

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