A ship at sea was approached by 2 pirate ships…
The captain of the ship tells his men to get ready for battle, and orders his first mate to go get his red shirt.
After they defeated the pirate ship the first mate approaches the captain and asks “captain why did you want me to get you a red shirt?is it a lucky shirt?”
The captain answered “I wanted the red shirt so that if I was injured during battle you and the rest of the crew wouldn’t see me bleeding and become afraid.”
The men were amazed by his answer
A few days later they were approached by 5 pirate ships. The first mate running to his captain asked “should I get you your red shirt?”
The captain calmly answered,” No, I will need my brown pants.”