Clean Marriage Joke: Wife Isn’t Happy About Unexpected Guest

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With no warning and clear out of the blue,…

A husband said to his wife,

“Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight.”

As expected, the wife wasn’t happy at being imposed upon during what she imagined to be a quiet evening.

His wife replied,

“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t have time to go shopping,…

All the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal tonight!”

The husband said,…

“I know all that.”

The wife looked on at him with incredulity.

She wondered when she would ever get a little peace.

“Then! Why in the world did you invite your friend for supper tonight?”

Asked the wife.

The guy answered:,…

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“Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.”

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