With no warning and clear out of the blue,…
A husband said to his wife,
“Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight.”
As expected, the wife wasn’t happy at being imposed upon during what she imagined to be a quiet evening.
His wife replied,
“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t have time to go shopping,…
All the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal tonight!”
The husband said,…
“I know all that.”
The wife looked on at him with incredulity.
She wondered when she would ever get a little peace.
“Then! Why in the world did you invite your friend for supper tonight?”
Asked the wife.
The guy answered:,…
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“Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.”