At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying,...
A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche, and his parents began to yell and scream “Where did you get that car?” He calmly told them, “I...
One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the...
An old geezer got bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put up a sign that said “Dr. Geezer’s clinic: Get your...
An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in...
A man dies and goes to hell. Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out...
Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor. The Doctor says, ‘Joe, the...
This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he’d be home by midnight. At around 3 AM, drunk as a skunk, he...
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty...