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Funny Bad Joke Of The Day: Tourist V/S Mexican Delicacy

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An american was touring Mexico.

After his day’s sight-seeing, he stops at a local restaurant.

While sipping his wine, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.

Not only it looked good, but the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, “What was that you just served the gentleman at the next table?”

The waiter replied, “Ah, senor, you have excellent taste! Those were the bull’s testicles from the bull-fight this morning. A delicacy!”

The American was momentarily daunted when he learnt the origin of the dish.

But then he said, “What the hell? I am on vacation! Bring me an order!”

The waiter replied, “I am sorry, senor. There is only one serving a day, since there is only one bull-fight each morning.

If you come early tomorrow and place your order, you will be sure to have this delicacy!”

The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, he called the waiter and said,

“These are smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!”

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The waiter replied, “Si, senor, I know. But sometimes the bull wins.”

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Funny Clean Blonde Joke Of The Day: Dumb & Stupid Together

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Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out.

They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others

“I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together.”

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly,…

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“Together, together, together.”

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Husband Wife Short Joke Of The Day: How To Enjoy Sunday?

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Husband [:D] Darling, my sweet heart I will be enjoying this Sunday.

Wife: How?

Husband: I bought three tickets for the movie.

Wife: thats great, but we are two, why you bought three tickets ???

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Husband: Darling one for you, one for your mother and one for your brother. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Clean Office Joke: Man Goes Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Monkey

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A man goes into a pet shop to buy a monkey.

The shop owner points to 3 identical looking monkeys on a perch and says the monkey on the left cost $ 500.00

Why does that one cost so much? asked the shopper.

The owner says well the monkey knows how to use a computer.

The man then asks about the next monkey and was told that this one cost $1000.00,…

because it can do everything the other monkey can do plus he knows the Unix operating system.

Naturally the increasingly startled man asks about the third monkey to be told that it costs $ 2000.00

Needles to say this begs the question.

What can it do?

To which the owner replies:

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“To be honest I have never seen him do a thing but the other two call him BOSS.”

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