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Funny Best Money Joke: Opening A New Bank Account



This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window,

“I want to open a freakin’ checking account.”

To which the lady replied,

“I beg your pardon, what did you say?”

“Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a freakin’ checking account right now.”

“Sir, I’m sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!”

The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation.

They both returned and the manager asked,

“What seems to be the problem here?”

“There’s no damn problem,” the man says,

“I just won $50 million in the lottery and I want to open a freakin checking account in this damn bank!”

“I see sir,” the manager said,

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“and this bitch is giving you a hard time?”


A Swedish man, a Norwegian man, and a ravishing Danish woman are sharing a compartment on a train.



A Swedish man, a Norwegian man, and a ravishing Danish woman are sharing a compartment on a train.

Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness.

On one such occasion, a kiss sound heard and after that a slap sound heard. As the train passes into daylight, Swedish man is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

Danish woman thinks, “I bet this Swedish man tried to kiss me in the dark, but he kissed Norwegian man instead of me and he slapped him.”

Swedish man thinks, “I bet this Norwegian man kissed this Danish woman in the dark, but she slapped me instead of him.”

Norwegian man thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can make a kiss sound and slap that Swedish pinhead again.”

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Funny Mom v/s Son Clean Short Joke: Moral Lesson For Kids



A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

“If Jesus were sitting here, He would say ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait’”.

Kevin turned to his younger brother & said,

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“Ryan, you be Jesus!”

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Funny Marriage Humor Joke: Smart Divorced Barbie



A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present.

He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager,

“How much is that new Barbie in the window?”

The Manager replied, “Which one? We have

‘Barbie goes to the gym’ for $19.95,

‘Barbie goes to the Ball’ for $19.95,

‘Barbie goes shopping’ for $19.95,

‘Barbie goes to the beach’ for $19.95,

‘Barbie goes to the Nightclub’ for $19.95 and

‘Divorced Barbie’ for $375.00”

“Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?, the father asked.

The store manager replied:

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“Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s car, Ken’s house, Ken’s boat, Ken’s dog, Ken’s cat, Ken’s furniture and all of Ken’s savings.”

Mmm… Barbie Isn’t That Stupid After All…

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