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Funny Comedy Joke Of The Day: Little Johnny Called Daddy

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A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit,

She instructed her son Little Johnny to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site.

After Little Johnny had called,

he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.

Women!! ?????

Hearing this Mom got angry.

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway,

she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure.

People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was.

The woman asked Little Johnny to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.

Little Johnny said:

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“The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please Try Again Later…”

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The police stops a man and woman who have their seatbelts on.

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The police stops a man and woman who have their seatbelts on.

Police: “hi you’re the first people today with their seatbelts on, so we want to give you an award of 5000 dollar.”

The policeman seeing the happy couple gets curious and asks “what are you going to do with the money?”

The man answers: “I’m going to take lessons for my driver’s license”

The woman: ” don’t listen to him. When he is drunk he says stupid things!”

The man on the backseat: “I told you not to ride in a stolen car!”

A voice from the trunk: “did we cross the border?”

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Little Johnny v/s Sunday School Teacher Joke: Making Bad Faces

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Finding one of her student Little Johnny making faces at others on the playground,..

Ms. Smith stopped to gently scold the child.

Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said,

“Johnny, when I was a child,

I was told if that I made ugly faces,

it would freeze and I would stay like that.”

Johnny looked up and replied,

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“Well, Ms. Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”

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Funny Husband Wife Short Dirty Joke: Bad Horse Riding

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A minister gave a talk to the community center on sex.

When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex,

So he said he had discussed “Horseback Riding” with the members.

A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center,…

and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made.

She said:,

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“Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter,… as he’s only tried it twice.

The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off.”

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