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Funny Family Joke Of The Day: Baby’s Love, Cup Of Tea & Dad

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One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.

Someone had given me a little “tea set” as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of “tea”, which was just water.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea,…

because it was “just the cutest thing!”

My Mom waited, and sure enough, I walked down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watched him drink it up.

Then she says, (as only a mother would know… 🙂

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“Did it ever occur to you that the only place that your daughter can reach to get water is the toilet?”

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Funny Simple Marriage Joke Of The Day: Jealous Husband

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A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife.

The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a video.

They sat down together to watch it.

Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man!

He saw the two of them laughing in the park.

He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe.

He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub.

He saw the man and his wife participate in a dozen activities with utter glee.

“I just can’t believe this,” the distraught husband said.

The detective said, “What’s not to believe? It’s right up there on the screen!”

The husband replied,

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“I can’t believe that my wife could be so much fun!”

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A Swedish man, a Norwegian man, and a ravishing Danish woman are sharing a compartment on a train.

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A Swedish man, a Norwegian man, and a ravishing Danish woman are sharing a compartment on a train.

Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness.

On one such occasion, a kiss sound heard and after that a slap sound heard. As the train passes into daylight, Swedish man is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

Danish woman thinks, “I bet this Swedish man tried to kiss me in the dark, but he kissed Norwegian man instead of me and he slapped him.”

Swedish man thinks, “I bet this Norwegian man kissed this Danish woman in the dark, but she slapped me instead of him.”

Norwegian man thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can make a kiss sound and slap that Swedish pinhead again.”

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Funny Mom v/s Son Clean Short Joke: Moral Lesson For Kids

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

“If Jesus were sitting here, He would say ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait’”.

Kevin turned to his younger brother & said,

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“Ryan, you be Jesus!”

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