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Funny Fart Joke: A Woman Goes To Her Boyfriend’s Parents House For Dinner

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A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.

The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.

Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet and said in a rather stern voice, “Skippy!”.

The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.

This time, she didn’t even hesitate.

She let a much louder and longer fart rip.

The father again looked and the dog and yelled, “Dammit Skippy!”

Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!”.

A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.

This time she didn’t even think about it.

She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing!

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,

“Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”

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Simple Clean Comedy Joke: American Couple V/S African Boy

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Joke Title: No Untruth

One American Couple went to Africa for their Honeymoon.

While walking on the countryside they saw one beautiful lake.

There was one little boy standing and enjoying the atmosphere on the bank.

They asked him whether there are any sharks in the lake.

He said: “No”.

They jumped in the lake but after few minutes they got suspicious.

They came back and asked the boy,…

“Are you sure there are no sharks ?”

He replied:

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“Believe me, Sharks don’t come where there are Crocodiles”.

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Funny Bad Nurse Joke Of The Day: Size – Does It Matter?

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A young man was so paranoid about the size of his penis that he could never work up the courage to have sex.

Then one day he fell in love with a nurse.

One fine evening, they went back to her place.

She put on some soft music and led him into the bedroom.

Totally mortified, he told her of his problem.

“Don’t worry,” She said.

“I’m a nurse. I won’t laugh.”

Blushing the man drops his trousers.

“It’s OK,” she said.

“I’ve seen lots smaller than that.”

“Really?” the relieved man asked.

She nodded. “Yes,” she chuckled,

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“I used to work in the maternity unit.”

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Naughty Funny Marriage Humor Joke For Women: Men Are Like

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Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY?

Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

#1. Men are like,… Laxatives,… They irritate the crap out of you.

#2. Men are like,… Bananas,… The older they get, the less firm they are.

#3. Men are like,… Weather,… Nothing can be done to change them.

#4. Men are like,… Blenders,… You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.

#5. Men are like,… Chocolate Bars,… Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

#6. Men are like,… Commercials,… You can’t believe a word they say.

#7. Men are like,… Department Stores,… Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

#8. Men are like,… Government Bonds,… They take soooooooo long to mature.

#9. Men are like,… Mascara,… They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

#10. Men are like,… Popcorn,… They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

#11. Men are like,… Snowstorms,… You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

#12. Men are like,… Lava Lamps,… Fun to look at, but not very bright.

#13. Men are like,… Parking Spots,… All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know.

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