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Funny Husband Wife Corny Joke: Wife Going To Las Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
He asked her where she was going and she replied:
“I’m going to Las Vegas.”
He asked her why she was going.
She told him: “I just found out that as a woman I can make £400 a night doing what I give you for free.”
He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch.
His wife said:
“And just where do you think you are going?”
“I’m going too!” he replied.
“Why?” she asked.
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“I want to see how you are going to live on £800 a year!”
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Husband Wife Short Joke Of The Day: How To Enjoy Sunday?
Husband [:D] Darling, my sweet heart I will be enjoying this Sunday.
Wife: How?
Husband: I bought three tickets for the movie.
Wife: thats great, but we are two, why you bought three tickets ???
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Husband: Darling one for you, one for your mother and one for your brother. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Clean Office Joke: Man Goes Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Monkey
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a monkey.
The shop owner points to 3 identical looking monkeys on a perch and says the monkey on the left cost $ 500.00
Why does that one cost so much? asked the shopper.
The owner says well the monkey knows how to use a computer.
The man then asks about the next monkey and was told that this one cost $1000.00,…
because it can do everything the other monkey can do plus he knows the Unix operating system.
Naturally the increasingly startled man asks about the third monkey to be told that it costs $ 2000.00
Needles to say this begs the question.
What can it do?
To which the owner replies:
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“To be honest I have never seen him do a thing but the other two call him BOSS.”
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Really Funny Clean Old Age Joke Of The Day: Shameless Visitor
The Grandmother of a just got married grandson phoned that he was coming to present his beautiful lovely wife to grandma.
The delighted Grandma started giving instructions how to come to their high rise colony retirement Apartment.
She started blabbering,
“When you come to the front door of the apartment building inside vestibule,
My son there is a push button, push it with your Elbow, I will hear and open the door from my apartment for you.
You will hear the pi……pi buzz.
You push the door with your Elbow and open. Enter and walk to the Elevator.
Push the UP button with your Elbow and elevator opens. Enter.
Push the #4 button with your Elbow carefully and elevator comes to fourth floor.
Walk to the room number 420 and push the button with your Elbow. I will open the door for you.”
The polite grand son said,
“Dear Grand Ma, my wife and I can handle all these, we have been born here. Don’t worry.
But explain one thing, why do you want me to push all the buttons with my Elbow.”
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The Grandma yelled, “What? Shameless, are you coming without gifts in your hands for Grandma?”
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