A lawyer had just bought a fancy new car,…
And was eager to show it off to his colleagues,
When an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took off the driver’s side door with him standing right there.
“NOOO!” he screamed,
Because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it would never be the same.
Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling,
“MY BENTLEY DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!”
“You’re a lawyer aren’t you?”
Asked the policeman.
“Yes, I am, but what does that have to do with my car?!?!”
The lawyer asked.
“HA! You lawyers are so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions.
I bet you didn’t even notice that your left arm is missing did you?”
The cop said.
The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed,…
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