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Funny New Joke Of The Day: Who is Doctor’s Best Patient?

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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeon says,

“I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second responds,

“Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”

The third surgeon says,

“No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon chimes in,

“You know, I like construction workers… those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed,

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“You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

There’s no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable.”

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An Arabic, an American, an Australian and an Israeli flew on an airplane

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An Arabic, an American, an Australian and an Israeli flew on an airplane

The pilot says in the mic: “Gentlemen, we are sorry but the left engine stopped working. We only have 3 parachutes left. decide between yourselfes who is going to jump.”

The American takes a parachute and say: “We are the strongest nation.” And jumps.

The Arabic takes a parachute and says: “We are the most intelligent nation.” And jumps.

The Israeli tells the Australian: “Go take a parachute.”

The Australian asks: “And what about you?”

The Israeli replied: “Don’t worry the intelligent one took a sleeping bag.”

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Funny Clean Parenting Joke: Human Race Creation Or Evolution?

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A little girl asked her father:

“How did the human race appear?”

The father answered:

“God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.”

Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.

The mother answered:

“Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”

The confused girl returned to her father and said:

“Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?”

The father answered:

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“Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your mother told you about hers.”

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Funny Doctor Joke: Nurse v/s Patient’s Simple Operation

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A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation.

A nurse stopped him and asked,

“What’s the matter?”

He said, “I heard the nurse say,

‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry,

I’m sure it will be all right.’”

Nurse said:

“She was just trying to comfort you,

what’s so frightening about that?”

Man Said:

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“She wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!”

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