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Funny Non-Veg Joke: Little Johnny’s Dirty Class For Medicines

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Joke Title: Laugh… With Viagra

At school little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines.

Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.

The first pupil said: “Tylenol?”

“Very good! And what is it used for?”

“It is used for a headache.”

The second pupil said: “Nytol.”

“Excellent!” said Sister Catherine. “And what it is used for?”

“To help you sleep”, replied the student.

Now it is Johnny’s turn and he said: “Viagra.”

“And what is it used for, Johnny?” asked the surprised Sister catherine.

“It is used for diarrhea.”

“And who told you this, Johnny?”

“Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father,…

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‘take a Viagra, and maybe that shit will get harder.’”

Sister Catherine fainted.

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Good Office Joke: Job Interview, Are You Kidding?

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Reaching the end of a job interview,…

The Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT,

“And what starting salary were you looking for?”

The Engineer said,

“In the neighborhood of $225,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”

The interviewer said,

“Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation,

14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary,

and a company car leased every two years – say, a red Corvette?”

The Engineer sat up straight and said,

“Wow! Are you kidding?”

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And the interviewer replied, “Yeah, but you started it.”

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Funny Comedy Humor: Reason Why I Never Visit 5 Star Hotel

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Question : “What would you like to have .. Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”

Answer: “Tea please.”

Question : “Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?”

Answer : “Ceylon tea.”

Question : “How would you like it? black or white?”

Answer : “White.”

Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?”

Answer : “With milk.”

Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk.”

Answer : “With cow milk please.”

Question : “Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?”

Answer : “Um, I’ll take it black.”

Question : “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?”

Answer : “With sugar.”

Question : “Beet sugar or cane sugar?”

Answer : “Cane sugar.”

Question : “White, brown or yellow sugar?”

Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.”

Question : “Mineral water or still water?”

Answer : “Mineral water.”

Question : “Flavored or non-flavored?”

Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst.”

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were in a bar together

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were in a bar together

They were drinking until they started to talk about their families.

The Englishman began: “My son George was born on St George’s Day so of course we named him after it!”

The Frenchman piped up, “Ah, oui! My daughter was born on Valentines Day so me and her mother named called her Valentine!”

The Irishman, who was quiet up until then, starts to talk about his wife and children… “Ah well, the same happened to my young laddy Pancake”

edit,”Valintine”

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