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Funny Political Comedy Joke: George Bush v/s School Kids

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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war.

After his talk, he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asked: “What is your name?”

Boy: “Bob.”

George: “And what is your question, Bob?”

Bob: “I have 3 questions.”

“First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?”

“Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?”

“Third, what happened to Osama bin laden?”

Just then, the bell rings for recess.

George bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says: “Ok, where were we?”

“Oh, that’s right. Question time. Who has a question?”

A different little boy raises his hand.

George points him out and asked him: “What is your name?”

Second Boy: “Steve.”

George: “And what is your question Steve?”

Steve: “I have 5 questions.”

“First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of UN?”

“Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?”

“Third, what happened to Osama bin laden?”

“Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?”

“And Fifth,

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Where is Bob?”

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The boy with no name.

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The boy with no name.

There once was a boy with no name. He went to school one day and his teacher asked for his name to witch the boy sadly replied, “I don’t know ma’am.” The boy went home crying because he didn’t know his own name, so he went to ask his mother.

His mother had a pair of really big boobs that touched the cutting board she was using. Suddenly the boy crept up on her and cried loudly, “MOMMY WHAT’S MY NAME!?” The boy’s mother was startled and accidentally chopped off both of her nipples. She screamed, “MY TITTIES!!!” As she bled all over the place. The boy was satisfied and said, “thanks Mommy!” As he skipped away.

The next day at school the boy proudly announced that his name was My Titties. On that day no one played with the boy on recess making his teacher feel bad for him. So she announced, “if no one plays with my titties this instant I’ll force you inside and make sure your punished!”

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Simple Clean Comedy Joke: American Couple V/S African Boy

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Joke Title: No Untruth

One American Couple went to Africa for their Honeymoon.

While walking on the countryside they saw one beautiful lake.

There was one little boy standing and enjoying the atmosphere on the bank.

They asked him whether there are any sharks in the lake.

He said: “No”.

They jumped in the lake but after few minutes they got suspicious.

They came back and asked the boy,…

“Are you sure there are no sharks ?”

He replied:

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“Believe me, Sharks don’t come where there are Crocodiles”.

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Funny Bad Nurse Joke Of The Day: Size – Does It Matter?

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A young man was so paranoid about the size of his penis that he could never work up the courage to have sex.

Then one day he fell in love with a nurse.

One fine evening, they went back to her place.

She put on some soft music and led him into the bedroom.

Totally mortified, he told her of his problem.

“Don’t worry,” She said.

“I’m a nurse. I won’t laugh.”

Blushing the man drops his trousers.

“It’s OK,” she said.

“I’ve seen lots smaller than that.”

“Really?” the relieved man asked.

She nodded. “Yes,” she chuckled,

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“I used to work in the maternity unit.”

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