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Funny Short Joke For Kids: Little Boy, Pastor & Way To Heaven

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A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.

While he was waiting,..

a man came to him and asked,

“Son, can you tell me what is the way to the Post Office here?”

The little boy replied,..

“Sure! Just go straight down this street a couple of blocks and turn to your right.”

The man thanked the boy kindly and said,..

“I’m the new pastor in town,..

I’d like for you to come to my church on Sunday,.. I will show you the way to the Heaven.”

The little boy replied with a chuckle.

“Ya sure you will ….. You don’t even know the way to the Post Office here.”

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I saw a man sitting alone in the park one day…

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I saw a man sitting alone in the park one day…

and I noticed how in his hand he held a one hundred dollar bill.

Interesting, I thought. I wouldn’t wave that much money around in the open. But that’s when I saw him reaching into a bag and pulling out a pair of scissors. As he moved the scissors towards the bill I got worried and yelled out

“Hey, man! What are you doing? You shouldn’t be wasting money like that!”

The man stopped what he was doing and looked at me. And with the saddest eyes he said

“I-I’m sorry. It’s… it’s just that I fell on hard times and… I’ve had to start cutting corners.”

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A meteor exploded as it flew narrowly by Earth..

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A meteor exploded as it flew narrowly by Earth..

Bolides streaked across the sky, peppering cities and deserts with smouldering fragments.

 

After addressing the inevitable loss of life, extensive property damage and the smashing of tens of thousands of mirrors, we gathered up the fragments from the craters where they lay. Scientists concluded that they were made from an ancient, inexplicable material and somehow.. alive.

 

We quickly understood, and prepared ourselves for the dialogs that were to follow. It took ten years before the first of them awoke and spoke to us. 

 

Ents, we called them. Otwoks, Groots, Old Men Willow. Names from the fairy-tales and games of old. Having spent much of their journey through the cold void of space in slumber, they had little to share with us in the ways of interstellar travel. Instead, they promised, they could offer us the fruits from their boughs, and the air-of-life where their leaves met the light of the yellow-sun. All they would need from us was a place where they and their ones-after could grow.

 

We agreed, and these talking-trees quickly found themselves in their new homes. Walled compounds, regularly irrigated, stretching for kilometres through the desert, alongside our solar-farms. Here, they would see the skies, moon and yellow-sun of our planet, the stars from whence they came, and nothing else. From time to time, we would enter and take what we were promised, and a bit more.

 

And so, as we cut them down, tear off their arms, scalp and flay them before throwing their raw, limbless, still-screaming bodies into hastily-refurbished furnaces, we can only wonder. Had they more to share with us, they could have taken part in the right kind of dialog.

 

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Nelson Mandela is sitting at home one day when there’s a knock at the door,

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Nelson Mandela is sitting at home one day when there’s a knock at the door,

Mandela opens the door and there’s a Japanese man standing there, Mandela asks him what he wants and the Japanese guy says he has the cars for him. Mandela says he didn’t order any cars but the Japanese guy is insistent and points to the fully loaded car transporter outside. Mandela again, argues that he didn’t order any cars, the two continue arguing for some time until eventually the Japanese guy storms off to his truck to get the paperwork. He comes back waving the papers in Nelsons face, see he says “you are Nissan main dealer!”.

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