How to get free groceries


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How to get free groceries

So the other day I was at Walmart. This lady said to me that I looked like her dead son. I felt pretty wierd about it but kept shopping, right as i was about to checkout I saw her again and she said that I really looked like her son and if it didn’t mean much “can you give me a hug and say I love you mom, since he has bean dead for 2 years. Well it was mothers day so I was feeling bad and decided why not after all it is mother’s day. So I gave a hug said I love you mom then she went in line in front of me. When I checked out the cashier said your total is 263.87$ I WAS CONFUSED I ONLY BOUGHT POKÉMON CARDS AND SOME RAHMAN NOODLES!!!

I asked why and she said that “my mom said I was paying for her” I was mad so i left my stuff and ran to the parking lot to go find her. I did she was ignoring me so i when she got in her car i opened the driver side door and started pulling on her leg I SHIT YOU NOT the leg was wooden and fell off. So i pulled the other leg, but i didn’t pull it harder then i was pulling yours.

Edit:so i am at the understanding of the comments that i cant type grammer so please correct me in the reply thingies


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