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It was in the late 1500’s on the west coast of North America

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It was in the late 1500’s on the west coast of North America

The chief of the Native American tribe was growing old, and wished for his tribe to live long after his death and was to choose between his two sons. Their names were Eagle Flies and the other Falling Rocks.
The chief had decided that if he had to choose one of the sons he would have a competition between the two. The first task was to retrieve a salmon from any river of choice. After a day of preparation, the chief sends his two sons off they each go two separate ways. Eagle Flies goes north and Falling Rocks goes South. A week passes and Eagle Flies comes back just hours before Falling Rocks. The next week goes by and after a day of preparation, the chief sends the two off and tells them their next challenge is to bring back a claw of a bear. Any bear of choice and take its claw. The sons receive this information and run off in two different directions this time Eagle Flies goes south and Falling Rocks goes north. After 2 weeks pass Falling Rocks comes back with a bear claw just a day before Eagle Flies returns. The chief can only think of one more challenge to the spot for chief is just a single challenge away. The chief prepares the sons for the last challenge he says to go to the coast and find a piece of gold from a coastal cave and the first one back with a piece of gold bigger than his hand will receive the spot as chief Falling rocks goes Northwest and Eagle Flies goes Southwest. Eagle flies returns in only two days and fits the parameters and receives the role as chief yet years pass and Falling Rocks never returns. Although he is still unfound you can still see warnings of him if you go to a beach in Oregon or maybe Washington you will still see signs saying to watch out for falling rocks.

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Joke Of The Day: While Teaching A Class Of Good Manners

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A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question:

“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,

how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”

Michael said:

“Just a minute I have to go pee.”

The teacher responded by saying:

“That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?”

Sherman said:

“I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.”

“That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?”

Johnny said: “I would say:,…”

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“Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?

I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,

Who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.”

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Funny Comedy Joke: The Most Unusual Funeral Procession

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A man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso,…

When he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file.

The man couldn’t stand the curiosity.

He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said:

“I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I’ve never seen an funeral like this. Whose funeral, is it?”

“My wife’s.”

“What happened to her?”

“She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her.”

He inquired further,

“But who is in the second hearse?”

“My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also.”

It was a very poignant and touching moment of the man and Italian man.

Silence passed between the two men.

The man then asked:

“Can I borrow the dog?”

The Italian man replied,

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“Get in the line.”

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An Arabic, an American, an Australian and an Israeli flew on an airplane

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An Arabic, an American, an Australian and an Israeli flew on an airplane

The pilot says in the mic: “Gentlemen, we are sorry but the left engine stopped working. We only have 3 parachutes left. decide between yourselfes who is going to jump.”

The American takes a parachute and say: “We are the strongest nation.” And jumps.

The Arabic takes a parachute and says: “We are the most intelligent nation.” And jumps.

The Israeli tells the Australian: “Go take a parachute.”

The Australian asks: “And what about you?”

The Israeli replied: “Don’t worry the intelligent one took a sleeping bag.”

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