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I was observing two men that were working for the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.

After a while I had to ask, “Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?”

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, “Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we’re normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick.”

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Clean Office Joke: Man Goes Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Monkey

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A man goes into a pet shop to buy a monkey.

The shop owner points to 3 identical looking monkeys on a perch and says the monkey on the left cost $ 500.00

Why does that one cost so much? asked the shopper.

The owner says well the monkey knows how to use a computer.

The man then asks about the next monkey and was told that this one cost $1000.00,…

because it can do everything the other monkey can do plus he knows the Unix operating system.

Naturally the increasingly startled man asks about the third monkey to be told that it costs $ 2000.00

Needles to say this begs the question.

What can it do?

To which the owner replies:

* * * * * * * * * * * *

“To be honest I have never seen him do a thing but the other two call him BOSS.”

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Really Funny Clean Old Age Joke Of The Day: Shameless Visitor

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The Grandmother of a just got married grandson phoned that he was coming to present his beautiful lovely wife to grandma.

The delighted Grandma started giving instructions how to come to their high rise colony retirement Apartment.

She started blabbering,

“When you come to the front door of the apartment building inside vestibule,

My son there is a push button, push it with your Elbow, I will hear and open the door from my apartment for you.

You will hear the pi……pi buzz.

You push the door with your Elbow and open. Enter and walk to the Elevator.

Push the UP button with your Elbow and elevator opens. Enter.

Push the #4 button with your Elbow carefully and elevator comes to fourth floor.

Walk to the room number 420 and push the button with your Elbow. I will open the door for you.”

The polite grand son said,

“Dear Grand Ma, my wife and I can handle all these, we have been born here. Don’t worry.

But explain one thing, why do you want me to push all the buttons with my Elbow.”

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The Grandma yelled, “What? Shameless, are you coming without gifts in your hands for Grandma?”

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Funny Clean Smart Father Joke Of The Day: Think Positive

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This is Awesome, One smart father goes to his son.

Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”

Son: “I will choose my own bride!”

Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”

Son: “Well, in that case…ok”

Next – Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”

Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”

Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”

Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”

President: “But I already have more vice – presidents than I need!”

Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”

President: “Ah, in that case… ok”

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive. Think Positive.

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