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Miss Wilson is teaching her class of 1st graders basic human anatomy…

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Miss Wilson is teaching her class of 1st graders basic human anatomy…

The teacher aimed her pointer at the female anatomy chart.

“Now class, does anyone know what these are called?” the teacher asked.

“I know! I know!” exclaimed the teacher’s pet, Janie, sitting in the first row. “Those are breasts! My mommy has two of those, and she says some day I will too!”

“Very good Janie, you are correct.” said the teacher. “Now,” Miss Wilson continued, aiming the pointer lower, “who can tell me what this is?”

“I know! I know!” Janie shouted. “That’s a virginia. My mommy has one and it’s where I was born!”

“Very good Janie! Only, it’s pronounced VA-GI-NA. Virginia is one of the original 13 colonies, and is now a state in our country.” Miss Wilson corrected.

Turning to the male anatomy chart, the teacher aimed her pointer and asked “Does anyone know what we call this?”

“I know! I know Miss Wilson! That’s a penis! My daddy has two of those!” Janie proclaimed.

“Well Janie, you are right, it is a penis, but unless he has a birth defect, I’m pretty sure your daddy only has one of them.” the teacher explained.

Janie stood up, defiant. “Nuh-uh Miss Wilson! I know! My daddy doesn’t have any birth effects! And he has TWO penises. He has a little one he pees with, and he has a BIG one he brushes mommy’s teeth with!”

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Little Johnny v/s Sunday School Teacher Joke: Making Bad Faces

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Finding one of her student Little Johnny making faces at others on the playground,..

Ms. Smith stopped to gently scold the child.

Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said,

“Johnny, when I was a child,

I was told if that I made ugly faces,

it would freeze and I would stay like that.”

Johnny looked up and replied,

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“Well, Ms. Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”

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Funny Husband Wife Short Dirty Joke: Bad Horse Riding

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A minister gave a talk to the community center on sex.

When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex,

So he said he had discussed “Horseback Riding” with the members.

A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center,…

and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made.

She said:,

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“Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter,… as he’s only tried it twice.

The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off.”

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Best Little Johnny Dirty Joke Of The Day: Valentine’s Day Card

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Valentine’s Day was quickly approaching and Little Johnny was anxious to receive and give Valentine cards during his classroom party,..

Mainly because there were two girls he was particularly very fond of.

The rest of his class received the usual “store bought” cheap Valentines that read cutesy “Be Mines”,..

But he took special care and time in hand-making two special cards for these two sweethearts in his life.

The first read:

Roses are Red, Pickles are Green,

I love your legs and what’s in between.

I like your style, I like your class,

But most of all I love your ass.

And to the other girl he wrote:

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Roses are Stupid, Violets are Silly!

Bend over Babe ’cause here comes my Willy!

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