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Naughty Bear v/s Bad Rabbit: Jungle Animals Funny Joke

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Once, there was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other.

The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a magical talking tree.

The tree said: “I will grant you 3 wishes a piece if you will stop fighting!”

So the bear went first. “I wish all the bears in the forest are females.”

And all the bears in the forest turned into females.

The rabbit said: “I wish I had a helmet.”

Rabbit gets the helmet and the bear looks at him funny.

The bear wishes: “I wish all the bears in the country are females.”

The wish was granted.

The rabbit says, “I wish I have a motorcycle.”

By this point the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he’s ever seen.

The rabbit could wish for money and have all the motorcycles in the world.

The bear says: “I wish all the bears in the world are female.”

The wish is granted.

When it’s the rabbit’s turn to wish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his motorcycle, starts and says:

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“I wish that turn this bear in Gay.”

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Funny Neighbor Joke Of The Day: American NRI Patelbhai

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It was 3.00 AM in the morning and wife Rachel was not able to sleep as her husband was pacing the bedroom floor with self-talking, gesturing with anxiety of some short.

So Rachel asked the husband Jackie:,

“What was so bothering him that he would keep her from sex and also let her not sleep.”

“You know our next door kindly neighbor, Patelbhai.

I had to borrow one thousand dollars from him to pay all your expensive credit card shopping bills.

It is promised to be paid back tomorrow to Patelbhai.”

Then he added somberly,

“and I don’t have money to pay him back. What am I going to say him tomorrow.”

Rachel gets out of bed, opens the window and yells,

“Patelbhai” and then again and again “Patelbhai, hey Patelbhai”.

Finally awakened and wobbling Patel opens the window opposite her and yells back,

“What? What is it, Rachel? It’s 3 AM. What is so emergency. What do you want?”

Rachel says, “You know the $1000 my husband owes you? He doesn’t have it and He would not give it to you tomorrow.”

Rachel then slams the window shut, and turns to Jackie and says,

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“Now you go to sleep, let me sleep and let Patelbhai pace the floor till tomorrow morning and beyond.”

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Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday.Everybody complimented him on how healthy, athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

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Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday.Everybody complimented him on how healthy, athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday.Everybody complimented him on how healthy, athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

“I will tell you the secret of my success,” Grandpa said, “My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding day, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had an argument, or fight, the one who proved wrong would go outside and take a walk for 5 kms. Gentlemen, I have been walking in the open air day after day for some 75 years now.”

One friend further asked, ‘But your wife is also slim and energetic?’

Grandpa said, ‘that is another secret, my wife use to follow me behind checking whether I go for 5 kms or sit in a park!!!

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Funny Old Woman Clean Joke Of The Day: The Fourth Marriage

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An 80 year old lady was being interviewed by the local news station because she had just gotten married – for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80,..

and then about her new husband’s occupation.

“He’s a funeral director,” she answered.

“Interesting,” the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly,

explaining that she’d first married a banker when she was in her early 20’s,

then a circus ringmaster when in her 40’s,

later on a preacher when in her 60’s,

and now in her 80’s, a funeral director.

The interview looked at her, quite astonished, and asked her why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained

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“I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.”

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