A Swedish man, a Norwegian man, and a ravishing Danish woman are sharing a compartment on a train. Every now and then the train passes through...
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their...
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present. He drove to the...
A teacher asks her class:, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She...
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very much aggrieved because he had worked very hard for his money, and he...
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student: Please teacher, I don’t think I want to...
M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven. When M doesn’t hear from Bond for over a day, he gets worried and calls up...
At a Soviet-era doctor’s office… A man walks in and says: “Help, I’ve swallowed a pen!” Doctor says: “No worries, you can have mine.” Next one...
A salesman was traveling through the country side, flogging insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir, my bug...
A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none...
