One Monday morning a guy was in the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are...
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food...
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand...
Painting Nuns Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must...
Jack decided to go skiing with his best friend buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours,...
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. “May I help you?”...
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead: “I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains. The next day the man calls...
A rich cheapskate hires a local handyman from the want ads. The handyman shows up in overalls, chewing a piece of straw in his teeth. “What...
Joke Title: This Is The Maid A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid,”...
A young lawyer was defending a wealthy businessman in a complicated lawsuit. Unfortunately, the evidence was against his client, and he feared the worst. So the...
