Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student: Please teacher, I don’t think I want to...
M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven. When M doesn’t hear from Bond for over a day, he gets worried and calls up...
At a Soviet-era doctor’s office… A man walks in and says: “Help, I’ve swallowed a pen!” Doctor says: “No worries, you can have mine.” Next one...
A salesman was traveling through the country side, flogging insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir, my bug...
A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none...
A cyclone hit a Kansas farmhouse just before dawn one morning. It tore off the roof, and picked up the beds on which the farmer and...
Pack your things gents, the road is about to get a little bumpy There once were 3 idiots who all decided to go on a roadtrip...
There was a good old barber in Town. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the...
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard...
Joke Title: Cough It Up A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding One money coin. Suddenly, the boy starts...
