When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment,...
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed,.. His grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing...
A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABC Hospital. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch...
Stop Means Stop (Long) While on a business trip in Dublin from London, a young lawyer ran a stop sign and got pulled over. Having heard...
Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question...
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!” Banta: Nooo, it’s my HELLO TUNE! Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein...
Dear Banta, Vahe Guru ! I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I’m writing this letter slowly, because...
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards! Two days...
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. “Come with me”, said...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
