Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every...
Teddy Bears A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and...
Back in the day there were two Preachers. (Long) Back in the 1950s there were two Preachers who lived at opposite ends of an old town...
Maybe it is just me but so funny A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the...
They were pleasantly surprised when Saint Peter informed them that in exchange for their many years of servitude and chastity, God Himself was going to bestow...
Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator – ‘This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.’ New Zealand Rugby Commentator – ‘Andrew Mehrtens loves...
Three nuns die and go to heaven… …whereupon they meet St Peter who at their arrival asks them, “Tell me your sins so I may I...
Constipated Construction Worker “A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.” The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, “Lean...
A bartender is working one evening, when a panicked man comes charging into his bar. “BIG JAKE’S COMIN’!” he cries. “EVERYBODY RUN! BIG JAKE’S COMIN’!” The...
A man dies and goes to hell. Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out...
