Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,...
There were Two Nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting...
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach...
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly,… made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook...
The Maid asked for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Maria, why do you want an increase?” Maria: “Well Madam,...
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: ‘Michael, if you were on a date...
Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to...
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress,.. Are chatting over lunch and the conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to...
Joke Title: How Old Am I? A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and...
