A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife, “I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance...
A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan. Realising he needed a haircut before the next day’s meeting he called down to the...
A man is admitted to the hospital with chest pain. The cardiologist orders a battery of test over the course of a week. While studding the...
Joke Title: Alert Thinking A man’s turn came after waiting in line watching St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Bad guys were going to hell and...
Joke Title: Warm And Moist,… What is it? MAN: I’d like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT...
There was this magician who had a job on a cruise liner, entertaining the passengers with a nightly show. He was very successful in his job...
Three men are walking down a beach when they find a lamp buried in the sand. They dig up the lamp, brush it off, and poof!...
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it. Fifty people fooled! Fifty people fooled!” Curious, a man...
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but...
