Two old men go into a whore house. The head prostitute tells the new girl to put a couple of blow up dolls in their beds...
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy. “Magic beer,” he...
An Indian tribe captured three men… An Indian tribe captured three men and told them all to find 10 fruits of the same kind and if...
So a bat comes back to the bat cave… …with his face completely covered in blood. All the other bats get super excited and ask him...
A man once dated a woman with a twin… The twins got it into their minds that they could switch places and he would end up...
To celebrate their 10th anniversary, Fruit Ninja decides to host a live event. They decide to commission for an arcade style game/exhibition to be made where...
My son’s teacher has been giving him poor marks for grammar. At a parent-teacher conference, she was really lording it over me. “You know, I consulted...
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you...
Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor. The Doctor says, ‘Joe, the...
A man goes to a confession booth… Man: I committed all 7 deadly sins in about two hours… Priest: Holy Jesus, let me hear this. Man:...
