A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith… …for advice about enlarging her breasts. He tells her, “Every day when you get out of the shower,...
Closing brothel In a neighbourhood, there was a brothel closing down and selling or giving away furniture. Alongside the furniture was a parrot that was left...
A man walked into a bar, he was crying profusely “I need you to give me enough drinks to kill me” He said, sobbing to the...
The priest and half a lemon [Translated from Hungarian, sorry for the grammatical errors] There was once a priest who went to travel the world after...
Found this on Facebook Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at...
I was playing a big game of hide and seek when I went camping with a big group. We were devided in teams of two and...
Three ducks went to court after being arrested When the judge calls upon the first duck, he asks him, “what’s your name?” The duck responds, “Quack.”...
A man whose wife was pregnant… A man whose wife was pregnant couldn’t bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth....
A Husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor he had trouble getting an Erection with his Wife and she was getting frustrated. The Doc...
A guy visits a carnival and amongst the merry-go-rounds, vendors and performers he spots a man with a tiny pony. He walks up to the man...
