Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, “I’m so pissed off!” “Oh yeah? What happened?” asked...
A nervous young lady sat on a dentist’s chair to get her tooth extracted,.. Seeing too many instruments she got frightened. “Doctor, I would much rather...
The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from...
Miss Wilson is teaching her class of 1st graders basic human anatomy… The teacher aimed her pointer at the female anatomy chart. “Now class, does anyone...
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy...
Rocket to Moon On the first night of honeymoon the wife crazy husband says, “My sweet darling, I am going to take you to moon tonight.”...
A blonde, June, goes to her local pet store in search of an ‘exotic’ pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL...
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”...
Joke Title: I Am Just Fine Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident...
A young man strides into a chemist and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist replies: “They come in packs of three, nine, or 12....
