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Pink Polka Dot Pajamas

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Pink Polka Dot Pajamas

A third grader is on the playground when an older student tells him a story during recess. The third grader asks the student, “What’s the name of that story?” The student replies, “Pink Polka Dot Pajamas.”

The third grader ends up getting back to his class late because of the story and when his teacher asks him why he’s late, he tells her the story. Aghast, the teacher asks, “What’s the name of that story?” The third grader replies, “Pink Polka Dot Pajamas.” The teacher blows up, telling him to immediately go to the principal.

He arrives at the principal’s office and the secretary asks him why he’s there. He tells the secretary the story. Appalled, the secretary asks, “What’s the name of that story?” The third grader replies, “Pink Polka Dot Pajamas.” The secretary grabs him by the ear and drags him right into the principal’s office.

The principal looks down at the third grader and sternly asks him why he was dragged into the office like that. He tells the principal the story. Outraged, the principal asks, “What’s the name of that story?” The third grader replies, “Pink Polka Dot Pajamas.” The principal immediately expels the boy and throws him out of the school.

The boy gets home and his mother asks him why he was expelled so he tells her the story. Shocked, she asks, “What’s the name of that story?” The boy replies, “Pink Polka Dot Pajamas.” His mother screams at him, “Go to your room right now and wait until your father comes home!”

The boy’s father arrives home and walks straight into the boys room and asks him why his mother is so upset. The boy tells his father the story. Furious, his father asks, “What’s the name of that story?” The boy replies, “Pink Polka Dot Pajamas.” His father immediately tells him to leave the house and never come back.

As the boy is walking along the street a policeman comes up to him and asks why he’s out alone at night. The boy tells the policeman the story. Horrified, the policeman asks, “What’s the name of that story?” The boy replies, “Pink Polka Dot Pajamas.” The policeman grabs the boy, slaps handcuffs on him and hauls him off to jail.

Brought up in front of a judge, the judge asks the boy why he is in court. The boy tells the judge the story. Horrified, the judge asks, “What’s the name of that story?” The boy replies, “Pink Polka Dot Pajamas.” The judge slams down his gavel and sentences the boy to 25 years in prison.

Arriving at prison, a guard asks the boy why he is there. The boy tells the guard the story. Offended, the guard asks, “What’s the name of that story?” The boy replies, “Pink Polka Dot Pajamas.” The guard puts the boy in leg irons and brings him to the warden.

The warden asks the boy what he did to be brought to him. The boy tells the warden the story. Disgusted, the warden asks, “What’s the name of that story?” The boy replies, “Pink Polka Dot Pajamas.” The warden immediately sends the boy to the hole and tells him that he will serve his entire sentence there.

Twenty-five years pass and he is released from prison. He walks out the front gate and while crossing the street to get to the bus stop, he is struck and killed by a car.

What’s the moral of this story?

Look both ways before you cross the street.

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The police stops a man and woman who have their seatbelts on.

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The police stops a man and woman who have their seatbelts on.

Police: “hi you’re the first people today with their seatbelts on, so we want to give you an award of 5000 dollar.”

The policeman seeing the happy couple gets curious and asks “what are you going to do with the money?”

The man answers: “I’m going to take lessons for my driver’s license”

The woman: ” don’t listen to him. When he is drunk he says stupid things!”

The man on the backseat: “I told you not to ride in a stolen car!”

A voice from the trunk: “did we cross the border?”

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Little Johnny v/s Sunday School Teacher Joke: Making Bad Faces

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Finding one of her student Little Johnny making faces at others on the playground,..

Ms. Smith stopped to gently scold the child.

Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said,

“Johnny, when I was a child,

I was told if that I made ugly faces,

it would freeze and I would stay like that.”

Johnny looked up and replied,

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“Well, Ms. Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”

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Funny Husband Wife Short Dirty Joke: Bad Horse Riding

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A minister gave a talk to the community center on sex.

When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex,

So he said he had discussed “Horseback Riding” with the members.

A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center,…

and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made.

She said:,

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“Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter,… as he’s only tried it twice.

The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off.”

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