An old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping...
The Grandmother of a just got married grandson phoned that he was coming to present his beautiful lovely wife to grandma. The delighted Grandma started giving...
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is...
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand...
An elderly man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure...
An Elderly couple… sitting down watching television when the commercials come on, the husband smiles at his wife and says, “I would love some ice cream...
Dear Granddaughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was...
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another...
Three older gentlemen sat down at the park for a conversation. “There’s no worse age than 70,” says the youngest, “You always feel like you have...
Working at the post office… I’m used to dealing with a moody public. So, when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest...
Candice and Hazel, two “senior” widows, are talking. Candice: “That nice Johnson asked me out for a date,.. I know you went out with him last...
A old man told his doctor, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?” The doctor...
