A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABC Hospital. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch...
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. “Come with me”, said...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,...
There were Two Nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting...
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach...
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly,… made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook...
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress,.. Are chatting over lunch and the conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to...
Joke Title: How Old Am I? A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and...
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole....
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything,...
The Devil invites Mike Tyson to hell one day to enjoy himself. He had guests over and he thought they’d like reveling over a background where...
