This is Awesome, One smart father goes to his son. Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice” Son: “I will choose my...
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says “oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?”...
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and...
One late night after bar time a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a...
“Won’t you kiss me, doctor,” asks a beautiful woman. “No, it would be against my code of ethics,” says the doctor. “Please just one kiss,” begs...
Once This Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race...
Two Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late night. Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all...
The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company’s production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to...
After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over,… was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a...
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is...
An elderly man gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time,… And told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening...
An american was touring Mexico. After his day’s sight-seeing, he stops at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter...