Bad habits, Dirty. A woman was tired of her husband coming home drunk late every night so she got clever and made a new rule for...
Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said Little Johnny....
While out riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused...
Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago, her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally,...
I was a very happy man and was about to get married. There was just one thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia....
They were pleasantly surprised when Saint Peter informed them that in exchange for their many years of servitude and chastity, God Himself was going to bestow...
Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator – ‘This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.’ New Zealand Rugby Commentator – ‘Andrew Mehrtens loves...
Two old men go into a whore house. The head prostitute tells the new girl to put a couple of blow up dolls in their beds...
A man once dated a woman with a twin… The twins got it into their minds that they could switch places and he would end up...
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you...
A Priest and a Rabbi are very good friends, so they decide to go to a remote lake for a swim. Of course they’re swimming naked,...
This young 18 year old young man walks into a drugstore nervously and after hesitating, summons the courage to approach the pharmacist at the counter and...
