A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he...
A Chinese doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts up a sign outside. It...
Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell...
Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them...
While walking down the street one day, a presidential candidate is tragically hit by a car and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met...
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, “God bless Mommy,...
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had...
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to...
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was...
The FBI had an open position for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were completed, they had narrowed the field down to...
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that...
