A man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso,… When he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was...
A little girl asked her father: “How did the human race appear?” The father answered: “God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was...
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, “What’s...
This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, “I want to open a freakin’ checking account.” To which the lady...
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old puts her foot in the bathroom and pauses....
One night 4 college friends (students) were playing till late night and didn’t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the...
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, Yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One...
Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died. 1st ghost : How u died? 2nd ghost : I died of cold. 1st ghost :...
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table,...
Operator: “Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy, The Best Pizzas in this Earth. May I have your…” Customer: “Hello, can I order?” Operator: “Can I have...
A sixteen year-old teenager boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche, And his parents began to yell and scream,… “Where did you get that truck?!”...
A guy is sitting in a bar;… Absolutely drooling at a pretty young woman in her short, pink mini-dress. Using the time-honoured icebreaker, he sends her...
