The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe...
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting… Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the...
Mrs. Speidell, who was a little on the chubby side, Was at her weight-watchers meeting. “My husband insists I come to these meetings because he would...
Joke Title: 20 Years My friend Ada was slowly recovering from a heart attack. “Doctor,” she pleaded with her cardiologist, “You must keep me alive for...
A young man was so paranoid about the size of his penis that he could never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day...
Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. #1....
• Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives. • I asked my...
Joke Title: Origin A little girl asked her mother: How did the human race appear? The mother answered: “God made Adam and Eve and they had...
An 80-year-old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful 22-year-old model. He goes to his doctor for a checkup a couple of weeks before the wedding date....
Dorothy and Edna, two old age “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date,… I know you went out...
A man is drinking in a bar when a nun harasses him about drinking. In self-defense the man says, “Who told you that drinking is bad?”...
Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand...
