A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a fishing rod for her son’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just...
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time. He said there were only two...
Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago, her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally,...
An old geezer got bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put up a sign that said “Dr. Geezer’s clinic: Get your...
I was a very happy man and was about to get married. There was just one thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia....
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every...
Maybe it is just me but so funny A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the...
Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator – ‘This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.’ New Zealand Rugby Commentator – ‘Andrew Mehrtens loves...
A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he...
A Chinese doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts up a sign outside. It...
Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell...
Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them...
