After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with...
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment,...
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed,.. His grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing...
A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABC Hospital. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch...
Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question...
Dear Banta, Vahe Guru ! I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I’m writing this letter slowly, because...
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards! Two days...
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. “Come with me”, said...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,...
There were Two Nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting...
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach...