• Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives. • I asked my...
A man is drinking in a bar when a nun harasses him about drinking. In self-defense the man says, “Who told you that drinking is bad?”...
There was a good old barber in Town. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the...
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can...
There are a pair of twins called Ving and Ling. Ving decided to go to the town hall to change his name. Ling decided to give...
A 60-year-old millionaire was getting married and threw a big wedding reception. The big day arrived, and he got married to his stunning 23-year-old bride in...
A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young...
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, Yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One...
A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife, “I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance...
Reaching the end of a job interview,… The Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking...
Joke Title: Two Tests Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: Why are you crying? 1st Child:...
