The Maid asked for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Maria, why do you want an increase?” Maria: “Well Madam,...
Rocket to Moon On the first night of honeymoon the wife crazy husband says, “My sweet darling, I am going to take you to moon tonight.”...
Joke Title: I Am Just Fine Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident...
Once there was a young man whose friends made fun of him for not being good at anything. As time passes by, the young man loses...
A man get a hooker and during a particularly good love making session decides to eat her out. During his meal he notices a piece of...
A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. He says to the other patrons, “Here’s the deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and insert my genitals....
Good verbal joke, not so good written… During WW2, three German soldiers are complaining about how cold it is in Russia. The first one say it’s...
Jack woke up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas party. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad...
A man finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates to heaven. In front of them, stands a guardian angel. As the man approaches, the angel...
Brian and his wife lived in a nice little house in Georgia. Their kids had moved out a long time ago, but the couple still had...
A good one(I hope) So little Jimmy tried to make friends for years but he just always seemed to be missing something that other people had...
A very good and pious Jew, Samuel Goldberg, man dies and immediately goes to heaven. The angel at the gate greets him and tells him that...
