Little Johnny is learning the alphabet… And you guys all know little Johnny, right? The kid is no good. He uses any excuse to disrupt class...
Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell...
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If...
One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the...
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the...
One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard. The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate. “Hello Johnny, what are you...
A teacher said to her class, “Right, I’m going to hold something under the desk and I want you to guess it. This one is round...
A second grade teacher was having trouble with one of her student Johnny. One day, she asked Johnny what his problem was. He replied, “I’m too...
At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from the class, and she discovered little johnny with a cat up his jumper. She said,...
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?”.. he...
A teacher asks her class:, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...
