Mickey Mouse steps into lawyers office to review divorce with lawyer Mickey: I need to get out of this marriage! Minnie ruined my life. I’ve paid...
A lawyer wanted to buy an apartment for his family, but kept being denied by landlords because he had 8 kids. People keep telling him to...
Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they’re off. They...
A woman and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to...
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial. “Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?” he asked. “No sir,” the...
A police officer pulls a lawyer over for speeding. Lawyer: “Is there a problem, officer?” Officer: “Yes, you were speeding.” Lawyer: “Ah, okay.” Officer: “Can I...
A blonde and a lawyer were seating next to each other on a flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game....
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed...
A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, “Hello.” Lawyer: “Is your mommy there?” Boy:...
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions...
A Rabbi, a Hindu and a lawyer were driving late at night in the country when their car suddenly expired. They set out to find help,...
