A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. “Come with me”, said...
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides...
A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn’t open until morning so they...
Joke Title: Trading Place Charlie was responsible for taking up the offerings at a local church. One Sunday, after the service, the priest counted the money...
Joke Title: Who Needs Prayers? A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but...
Three devout nuns were summoned into the priest office one day. He told them “You have been loyal to the Lord and our church. Because of...
A priest is walking down the river one day As he is strolling along he sees one of his parishioners fighting to land a fish. The...
The priest and half a lemon [Translated from Hungarian, sorry for the grammatical errors] There was once a priest who went to travel the world after...
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father,...
A married man goes into a confessional and says to his priest.. “I had an affair with a woman… almost.” The priest says, “What do you...
A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara Desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead. After dusting themselves...
A priest was getting ready to hear confessions one day when he got a terrible attack of diarrhea, so he asked the altar boy to take...
