Three devout nuns were summoned into the priest office one day. He told them “You have been loyal to the Lord and our church. Because of...
A priest is walking down the river one day As he is strolling along he sees one of his parishioners fighting to land a fish. The...
The priest and half a lemon [Translated from Hungarian, sorry for the grammatical errors] There was once a priest who went to travel the world after...
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father,...
A married man goes into a confessional and says to his priest.. “I had an affair with a woman… almost.” The priest says, “What do you...
A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara Desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead. After dusting themselves...
A priest was getting ready to hear confessions one day when he got a terrible attack of diarrhea, so he asked the altar boy to take...
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in...
A priest, pastor, and clergyman are sitting in a boat, fishing. Around 7p.m. , it starts to get dark and the three have to get to...
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “Of course. What may I do...
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this...
