Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand...
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present. He drove to the...
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard...
A man stumbles across an old lamp while he was at his attorney’s office. Figuring his luck has to change, he rubs the lamp and out...
A 60-year-old millionaire was getting married and threw a big wedding reception. The big day arrived, and he got married to his stunning 23-year-old bride in...
A widow recently married a widower. Soon after the marriage she was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked: “I suppose, like all men who have...
When Fred found out he was going to inherit a fortune,… when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with....
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our...
This is Awesome, One smart father goes to his son. Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice” Son: “I will choose my...
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and...
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital, And she timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is...
A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABC Hospital. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch...
