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There’s this dad who is trying to get his daughter a birthday gift

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There’s this dad who is trying to get his daughter a birthday gift

And he knows that she is really starting to like Barbie, so he goes to the mall in hopes of finding a Barbie doll. He finally finds a store that sells Barbies and asks the cashier what Barbies are available.

“Well we have four Barbies: the Regular Barbie, which is $5.”

The dad doesn’t want to be cheap for his daughter’s birthday, so he moves to the next one.

“We have the Princess Barbie, which is $15.”

“What is included?”

“Well the Princess Barbie comes with the barbie, a hairbrush, and a dress.”

The dad doesn’t think that is worth $15, so he moves on to the next one.

“We have the Cinderella Barbie, which is $20.”

“What is included?”

“The Cinderella Barbie has everything the Princess Barbie has, plus the Prince Barbie and glass slippers.”

The dad is very interested by this one, but wants to hear the last offer.

“Well the last one is the Divorced Cinderella Barbie, which is $200.”

The dad is taken aback by this.

“Why in the world is it $200?”

“Well sir, the Divorced Cinderella Barbie comes with the Prince’s palace, the Prince’s chariot, the Prince’s gold…”

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Funny Old Woman Clean Joke Of The Day: The Fourth Marriage

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An 80 year old lady was being interviewed by the local news station because she had just gotten married – for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80,..

and then about her new husband’s occupation.

“He’s a funeral director,” she answered.

“Interesting,” the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly,

explaining that she’d first married a banker when she was in her early 20’s,

then a circus ringmaster when in her 40’s,

later on a preacher when in her 60’s,

and now in her 80’s, a funeral director.

The interview looked at her, quite astonished, and asked her why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained

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“I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.”

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Funny Clean Courtroom Joke Of The Day: Innocent Accused?

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A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.

“Your Honor,” his lawyer said,

“I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of robbery.

He is an illegal immigrant, has just arrived in America and is guest in our city.

Unable to find his way he roams all around curiously.

He came to this country with knowledge of only a few words of our great English,

which pertains to his livelihood skills back from his mother country.”

The irritant Judge looked in disgust at the defendant and asked,

“How much English do you speak?”

The lawyer translated that to the defendant, defendant looked the judge in the eyes and replied,

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“Give me your wallet!”

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Simple Clean Comedy Joke Of The Day: The Plumber On Run

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A man knocked the door of house.

The lady opened the door.

The man said, “I am the here on the run, to fix your leaky pipe.”

The Lady said, “We don’t have any leaky pipe here.”

The plumber on run, says,

“My note reads, your house called for a Plumbing Emergency, address looks exact, Aren’t you Mrs. Smith?”

The Lady says, “No, Smiths moved away about a year back from this house. We are Johnson.”

The plumber grimaces,

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“What kind of people are they, Calls for an Emergency repair and then move away.”

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