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There’s this dad who is trying to get his daughter a birthday gift

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There’s this dad who is trying to get his daughter a birthday gift

And he knows that she is really starting to like Barbie, so he goes to the mall in hopes of finding a Barbie doll. He finally finds a store that sells Barbies and asks the cashier what Barbies are available.

“Well we have four Barbies: the Regular Barbie, which is $5.”

The dad doesn’t want to be cheap for his daughter’s birthday, so he moves to the next one.

“We have the Princess Barbie, which is $15.”

“What is included?”

“Well the Princess Barbie comes with the barbie, a hairbrush, and a dress.”

The dad doesn’t think that is worth $15, so he moves on to the next one.

“We have the Cinderella Barbie, which is $20.”

“What is included?”

“The Cinderella Barbie has everything the Princess Barbie has, plus the Prince Barbie and glass slippers.”

The dad is very interested by this one, but wants to hear the last offer.

“Well the last one is the Divorced Cinderella Barbie, which is $200.”

The dad is taken aback by this.

“Why in the world is it $200?”

“Well sir, the Divorced Cinderella Barbie comes with the Prince’s palace, the Prince’s chariot, the Prince’s gold…”

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Funny Clean Blonde Joke Of The Day: Dumb & Stupid Together

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Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out.

They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others

“I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together.”

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly,…

* * * * * * * *

“Together, together, together.”

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Husband Wife Short Joke Of The Day: How To Enjoy Sunday?

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Husband [:D] Darling, my sweet heart I will be enjoying this Sunday.

Wife: How?

Husband: I bought three tickets for the movie.

Wife: thats great, but we are two, why you bought three tickets ???

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Husband: Darling one for you, one for your mother and one for your brother. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Clean Office Joke: Man Goes Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Monkey

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A man goes into a pet shop to buy a monkey.

The shop owner points to 3 identical looking monkeys on a perch and says the monkey on the left cost $ 500.00

Why does that one cost so much? asked the shopper.

The owner says well the monkey knows how to use a computer.

The man then asks about the next monkey and was told that this one cost $1000.00,…

because it can do everything the other monkey can do plus he knows the Unix operating system.

Naturally the increasingly startled man asks about the third monkey to be told that it costs $ 2000.00

Needles to say this begs the question.

What can it do?

To which the owner replies:

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“To be honest I have never seen him do a thing but the other two call him BOSS.”

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