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Two gun experts are at a party

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Two gun experts are at a party

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WARNING: Pretty long

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“What bullets does a pistol use?” One questions.

“That’s easy, 9mm,” the other answers.

“What’s the war rifle that American soldiers use?” The second expert shoots back.

“M16’s or Carbine M4’s,” the first replies.

“How long is a minigun?” The second questions.

“Roughly 80 cm or so, give or take,” the first expert boasts.

“I’m clearly the best gun expert here, so y’all shouldn’t even try to catch up to me!” The first scoffs and shakes his head arrogantly.

However, the second man fires more questions, some of which the first man didn’t answer correctly, and in return, the second man answers hard questions as well.

Finally, a spectator beside them at the party decides to intervene.

“The real gun master would be able to play Russian roulette in the dark,” he says smoothly, spinning a revolver around his finger.

The two agree, and the spectator leads them to a room in the back, as the first man brags all the way.

The spectator stands by the lights and throws the revolver into the first man’s hand, and steps back.

The first man cocks it, and after a hesitation looks at the cartridge nervously to see if it’s loaded or not.

“That’s how your mom looked at my dick,” the spectator says and the gun goes off eight times, and the first man slumps over, dead.

“What happened? His fingers were nowhere near the trigger! And the gun only has 1 bullet in it!” The second man exclaims in shock.

“He got shot down by my words,” the spectator responds.

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Three men are walking in the desert

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Three men are walking in the desert

Three men are walking in a desert when they stumble across a wizard next to a magical slide ‘Slide down this ride shout out the name of your favorite drink’ the wizard commands

The three men question his logic but never the less the first man climbs to the top of the slide and begins to slide down ‘Coke’ the man shouts and to his amazement he winds up in a pool of coke The second man is already at the top as he slides down he yells ‘Fanta’ and he too ends up in a pool of his favorite beverage.

The last man is up at the top of the slide is is a lot dumber then his comrades and is known for being idiotic sooooo when he is sliding down forgetting about what he is doing and enjoying himself he screams ‘weeeeeeeeeee’

Splash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well I don’t know what you were expecting

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Three Engineers are Discussing God

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Three Engineers are Discussing God

The structural engineer says “I think God must’ve been a structural engineer. The musculoskeletal system is perfectly designed to allow us to walk upright.”

The electrical engineer says “Interesting, but you are obviously wrong. God is an electrical engineer. The nervous system is so complex and finely tuned, He couldn’t be anything else!”

The civil engineer turns to them both and declares “you’re both wrong. Only a civil engineer would run a sewage line through a recreational area.”

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A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.

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A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.

A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.

“Twenty bucks,” she says.

He’s never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them… it’s a police officer.

“What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.

“I’m making love to my wife,” the man answers indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”

“Well,” said the man, “neither did I until you shined that light in her face.”

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